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VERY HAIRY WHORES
When I first checked out the preview for Very Hairy Whores, I was surprised by the brief presentation offered by its makers. I guess the title of the site and the couple pages of fat scary looking chicks will blurry furry pubes getting it on was supposed to be enough to reel me in. Or maybe it was the 'grand mal' inducing special bonus block (almost the same size as what little there was of the tour graphics). I have to admit, the idea of getting access to more sites and paying only $29.95 instead of the boggling $179.70 caught my eye, but only because it kept me in a trance by flashing incessantly, much in the same way an electric shock victim cannot let go of the wires. I took a deep breath, and hoped that the members area might shed something more tangible and potentially of value to someone - even just anyone.
The underlying premise of Very Hairy Whores is porn about hairy women. However, after having reviewed more than just a few hairy sites, it is important to quality just what kind of hairy this site is about (or not). Some hairy sites are devoted to absolutely natural thick furred women with unmistakable fuzz on all parts of their bodies. Many of these type of hairy chicks may seem like they belong in a circus side show (no offence intended to the jungle Jills - I like them). Then, there are hairy sites which feature beautifully groomed women with mostly hairy pubes and sometimes hairy armpits. And at the very bottom of the (not so) hairy heap are the sites that really mean 'not totally shaved' rather than 'hairy'. I'm sorry to report that Very Hairy Whores is not very hairy AT ALL!
The members' area of the site is just as poorly designed as the preview - very cluttered and an overall eyesore. As with the preview, the substance of the site seems to come second place to all the 'other stuff'. Ordinarily, I might refer to 'other stuff' as bonus materials, but in this case, I don't think it even deserves that title. Before we get to that, let's have a look at the featured topic (it will only take a brief moment).
I don't know about you, but the last thing I would expect to find at a hairy niche site is a protracted (almost one hour) movie about a teen shaving OFF all her genital hair (well, her boyfriend actually did it). This seemed kind of bass ackwards with respect to the theme of the site. Fortunately, there were 8 more movies about hairy(ish) women(ish) XXX. But that was it! Eight, 50 minute (average) video ordeals featuring some of the least attractive, fat, (and not that hairy) women engaged in sexual acts with guys who, in my opinion, were either doing community service or paid extra. With the movies being as long as they were, their was a false appearance of abundance of content - about 20 clips of 320x240 or 692x548 WMV you could download or stream. If you have nothing better to do with your available bandwidth, you can also download the full movies in either of the two aforementioned resolutions. To further fluff out the content offerings, movie screenshots were also provided for each of the eight episodes. I'm not sure what the point of the screenshots were as more of them were totally blurry and/or between 2 frames (double exposure effect) than not.
All in all, I did have a 'hairy' experience at Very Hairy Whores, but not the kind they advertised. As a hairy site, this is one to walk away from - don't worry, there are many, many other much better sites out there to throw your money at. But before we totally give up on the makers of this site, I would be remiss if I did not point out that your membership to this site also includes access to other sites by the same makers, but after a few attempts at cessing out what they offered, I ended up only more determined to stay away from this altogether. The other sites include many of the popular adult themes but they are just as messy to navigate and in some cases, I even ended up going to wrong domains by clicking on their links.
Save your money, and seek out your furry experiences elsewhere!
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